You stay home from school, and guess who comes to visit? Complete happiness and satisfaction. These are my 5 points, but obviously there are many more.
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I absolutely HATE Gertrude. The police showed up 30 seconds later and arrested my nephew for being a shitty little brat. When they weigh like 60 pounds? He informed me yesterday that he was going to marry her after one week of dating. Well i am sorry to say, "don't bother me, i'm eating. " AND if we stay completely silent, they say, " you think i am fat don't you! My gfs hot mom does anal full article on maxi. " How dare you mock me when i am trying to give honest real answers to the public. And flirt with all your boyfriend's friends. Well i have found yet another solution to your relationship problems. Am i right or am i right? Before you go "EWWW GROSS" listen to me, and you will realize i am totally right. I am 5'6 with 36DDDD tits, an ass like two giant tanned grapefruits, long sexy jet black hair, and ginormous crystalline blue eyes like those of a terrified baby. She brings a icy hot pack and puts it on your head.
Immediately, I called CPS to report child abandonment while hiding from my nephew in another room. If i was going out with her mom, it would have been totally different. AITA for calling CPS on my hideous vegan breeder sister for forcing me to watch her child while she was taking a shit? He cried and I ran out of the room and vomited before calling 911. Her: yea i am but don't worry. And i am in a fight with all my friends. I can have a variety because we all know moms can make everything. Before you respond, do keep in mind that I am hot. ".. and after a week or so, this cycle is repeated. And guess who ends up paying? Why do you need so many comments? ALL the comments i see on myspace is "hey wasup how are you doing" reply: "i'm doing good you? Well, part of it would be the fact she finished high school and college before you were even born.
Other things girls care about but shouldn't is their weight. She's been jealous of my immense beauty and charm my whole life. They go to their mothers on how to deal with YOU! She knows everything. No no, let me be modest, i am not that we do so, think about the people in your life. That's for the girls as well! Anyway, when they were cooking dinner, Gertie's husband said he was going to run to the grocery store to pick up a 6 pack of beers. Girl: *tears in her eyes* You're the best mom!
My boyfriend cheated on me again! She would have grabbed each kid by the ear and made sure they got suspended. Having taught my lesson, i would never have fought again. He was enraged and screamed at me, asking me why. Ok ok, here is what we are going to do. My (63F) son (45M) introduced me to his fiancee 'Gertrude' (18F). While Gertie was cooking, she asked me to watch Aiden for five minutes so she could go take a shit. I looked so bad richard simmons. I tried to ask why she was at my house so early in the morning, but before I could even finish my question she literally threw her 5 year old son into my house and ran. My girlfriend: Omgosh!
My girlfriend can't cook. She will stare into your eyes, seriously, watching your every move. Listen to my own experience. Inside my head i just thought, " um how is crying and putting me down going to help in a situation like this? " Since they're vegans (puke) and I'm a carnivore, I had to go to the trouble of smuggling a pack of raw pork chops in my purse since I'm not allowed to eat any vegetables or, like, grain. They cry and tell everyone your a jerk. HOW INSANE IS THAT!? AITA for telling my son he's schizophrenic and has Alzheimer's if he thinks I'll approve of his marriage? I am so sorry.. i am more of a listening type of person.. not a helping person. I am still paying attention to what you are saying. You see.. one of the pluses i slightly mentioned was that she would look like your girlfriend!
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