Although some people say I'm 'Sack-religious. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Why did the old man fall in the well? The little poem also inspires Thomas Nast, the cartoonist of Harper's Illustrated Weekly, who in 1881 published a drawing of Santa Claus dressed in a suit adorned with black buttons and a leather belt. What's Santa's favorite potato chip? What do you call a zombie who writes music? In northern culture, elves, or gnomes, once guarded man's house from evil spirits. Let's try a different angle. He was picking his nose! Toothpaste instead of cream. Thank you, thank you very much! Patient: Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Santa. Thursday November 4. So the third daughter was married with great rejoicing; and now all the city knew of Nicolas's kind deed.
I know she means well. I'm so excited, I'm beside myself. Wednesday February 10: I was gonna tell you a joke about paper… but it's tearable….
When it was dark he wrapped himself up in a cloak and, stealing out of his house very quietly, made his way into the poorest part of the town, where the poor man and his three daughters lived. They were unable to air a pilot! But I couldn't stand the paperwork. What does "Rockin' Robin" do when she's bored? We have prepared a selection of more simple but no less fun April Fools' jokes for you. Merry Christmas, dear Bemorepanda friends! What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey? One slays a dragon, the other drags a sleigh! When he shoots them, you will hear many "flattering" things about yourself. But now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow. It is said that Santa Claus spends all year in Lapland with his disciples, and as Christmas approaches, he takes his presents for those who have been good and sets off around the world with his magic sleigh pulled by nine reindeer that can fly: Vixen, Blitzen, Comet, Cupid, Dancer, Dasher, Donder, Prancer and Rudolf, the most famous of them. What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh? I just don't see it.
What did the coffee report to the police? What did the geometry teacher say when the class had trouble solving a problem? Friday February 12: Why did the man name his dogs Timex and Rolex? What nationality is Santa Claus? Bring some color (and hassle) to your co-workers' lives by pasting their workspaces with colorful stickers.
Another girly prank. Why did the coach go to the bank? So, my mom just called me and told me that my dad fell into the upholstery machine at work. We're renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story. He had low elf-esteem.