Plus, callers from around the nation weigh-in & there's some disrespect…. Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back for Episode 2 of 2 BEARS 1 CAVE! Lastly, they talk about the recent waves of "Cancel Culture" and how Bert has no problem having fun with gay guys. Bert and Nadav agree to go on a weight loss kick and be each others accountabili-buddies, and Bert goes down a rabbit hole of what male toys he's going to get for himself.
We try to find the origin of Bert getting fat, figure out how many times Bert dumped in his pants, and gaslighting. WILD Conspiracy Theories! They also swap stories about "relieving themselves" on airplanes. Fans are already trying to screw up the new MLB Pitch Clock & Daniel Jones wants a ridiculous amount of money. Are you ready for the Big Game on February 7th?! Ethan also fills Tom in on all the insane YouTube shenanigans going on with James Charles, David Dobrik, and why everyone besides H3 is afraid to challenge Keemstar. Afterwards, Tom and Bert talk about receiving texts from unwanted people and how to deal with that type of negative behavior. Josh Jacobs gets franchise tagged & Covino shares a story about returning a year old jacket with no tags! So head on over to this weekend to preorder a custom 2 Bears, 1 Cave shoe designed by Mache!
Find your Starbucks Tripleshot Energy online or at your local store. Who's back of the week including Travis Kelce being funny and more (00:56:33-01:09:01). We're live from Indy for the NFL combine as the world awaits the weight/height of another man (Bryce Young). These are all hobbies discussed. They review some of the best hair transplants among celebrities, female celebrities that aged gracefully, and private Kreischer finally recovered from all of his surgeries and joins Tom Segura to discuss their taste in adult videos. Rich has a "hottest girl at the bar" theor…. The fellas ask what keeps you up at night & sports dreams are interrupted by Breaking News on Jim Boeheim's exit! Afterwards, they discuss how terrible Bert is at keeping secrets, his special relationship with Will Smith and Britney Spears' conservatorship. Does Bert have a "condition" he's not telling us about? Get tickets at and use code EVERYWHERE SPONSORS: - Go to to become a Lord today and get 10% off. Get 20% Off + Free Shipping at 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer is back for another episode out of G-bay studios! Adriana tells us a little bit about her recent back injury at Twitch Con, some diffe... Show More.
The bears talk about Bert snapping a belt with his waist, having fun in some soft water, some first class punters, and more! Tom is doing a special event to celebrate the launch of his book "I'd Like To Play Alone Please. Or grab some at Whole Foods and 7-Eleven. The bears discuss how they met their wives, and then describe the hardcore love scenes they want to shoot in the movie they're filming together. 10 Oct. 154 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Greg Fitzsimmons. The Hottest Instagrams | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. They talk about scary flights they've been on, and Bert demands credit for bringing Aaron Rodgers into their circle of friends. On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss finding your personal style and take a look at the style of celebrities such as Lenny Kravitz, Jason Momoa, Ben Affleck, and Jack Black. SPONSORS:-Go to this exclusive web address to try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE:. Tom and Brian also discuss club etiquette and who and who is not supposed to be in the green room. Bert also pitches the idea that he should run for mayor of Los Angeles. Who Are These Podcasts? Bert has the epiphany that he should be dressing privately on the road, which turns into a whole thing. SPONSORS:- Go to to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.
NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY! This week we discuss the grand opening of The Comedy Mothership, Joe Rogans Comedy Club in Austin, Texas. C&R have a fun NFL Player's Vote conversation! Todd and Bart also announce their upcoming Big Game Live Show. We talk Lebron, Rodgers seemingly being done with the packers and more (00:00:00-00:14:52). This brings both Bears to share intimate sexy stories about their wives. Bert starts getting anxiety about how he'll be able to top this gift and instead tries to pivot. Laugh Hard w/ Louis C. K. | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. To cap it off, Bert explains his exercise/diet routine, how he feels very similar to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and that he might be able to beat him in a foot race. SPONSORS: - Start building better habits for healthier, long-term results. They trade stories about first experiences with drugs, alcohol and sex.
See for full terms and conditions. This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, the bears look over Rap Snacks and debate if they should reinvent cereals! We watch the classic viral video of the girl getting hit in the head with a shovel and see what the ladies are up to today. Then, Tom teaches Bert about QAnon and thinks Bert would be a perfect ambassador for QAnon based on his belief of conspiracy theories. They wrap up by FaceTiming Russell Peters to see if he could put the Bears in contact with them. Go to and use code: BEARS for your FREE 60-day trial. Next, Tom talks about doing shows in Las Vegas again, meeting Justin Bieber and taking pictures with TikTok superstar Addison Rae. Bert's daughter is starting to drive, which is getting dicey, and everything wraps up in a strip club.
Bert went to ye olde sex shoppe in Austin and brought back a bunch of toys for the bears to try out and review! They discuss Kevin Hart, writers rooms they've been on, and all the different scenes in standup. Was Covino being a dirt bag when he returned a year old jacket at the mall today? Tom and Bert then start going doing lists to see which alt comics don't know them, which leads them to a more fun conversation on which black comedians don't know them. Earn your bragging rights with Zingeroo by going to - Head on over to and pick out whatever styles you like. Last, Greg discusses his fraternity days at Tulane, shares some crazy college stories and tells Tom about some beef he has with other comedians. Go to to get 20% off sitewide, today only for Cyber Monday!
Bert continues to struggle with his recent coming out as fat and is debating if shaving his entire body would be a good motivation for weight loss. 170This week, Tony Hawk joins Bert Kreischer as a guest bear! Get your first visit absolutely free! Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are two of the funniest comedians working in the podcasting space, and they share a very similar sense of humor. Get all the different flavors of Bud Light Seltzer delivered at This week, Tom Segura's fill-in for Bert Kreischer is comedian and podcast host of "In Godfrey We Trust, " Godfrey! SPONSORS: - Use code BEARS for 50% off 2 or more pairs at.