Teacher: "Where does your mother come from? The one with the wedding ring on her finger is married. So Little Johnny hauled ass for the door. "Well, " explained Johnny. Little Johnny: "Well, yes, he borrowed my pen! The teacher tries to make a joke: "Johnny, don't swallow me. "Rectum, " she said, and Johnny eagerly waved his hand, but she had some experience with Johnny, so she called on Susie instead.
"And how about you, Sarah? Then she faces the class and says, "OK class, how should this be corrected? Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. His mother replies "To make myself beautiful Johnny. Teacher: "What can we do to stop water pollution? The teacher fainted... A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. Teacher: "If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? " I caught a 17-pound trout and had to take it home.
Susie said, "He was born in a manger. When you blow me, you feel good? One day, Little Johnny told his parents that he was ready to live alone. Principal: Seriously? "What is three times three? " Little Johnny: "E-L-E-F-A-N-T". The teacher asks him "Why did you stand up Johnny? And, of course, there's one more obvious reason to think this theory is not far from the truth, and it is that the person of the hour in these silly jokes is, actually, a kid. "Of course, " Putin replied. Little Johnny replied: "They couldn't get a babysitter.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time. " Teacher: "Yes Johnny. Well except little Johnny. He then puts the ring he made with his fingers over his nose and says "look, here is the hole I made with my fingers and it is covering the 2 holes on my nose". Mother: "Well, at least you can add! While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. So that way I can be just like dad. " She says, "Johnny, if I hear one more time 'Mommy, I want this, mommy, I want that', you will be in big trouble! Putin wondered, then pointed to a blond boy raising his hand. During her struggle, the phone rang so she asked four-year-old Johnny to answer the phone. My goldfish is inside of your cat. Little Johnny replies: No ma'am, it's just painful to see you standing all alone. ', and the little girl that sits next to you, Mary, put 'George Washington, ' and so did you. " The teacher took him to the principal's office and explained the situation to the principal.
Curious, the teacher asked, "And where did you learn that, Johnny? And so it went on like this, the principal asked him every question a third grader should know. I come with a quiver. " Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss? " Little Johnny's new sibling was crying and screaming for hours. Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven. And my daddy has two of them! " And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade student should know. Little Johnny replied: "I can't. The teacher decided to ask the class a riddle. Johnny: "Firetruck". The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this. When Johnny's grandpa saw her walking over, he told him to hide. Johnny smiles and says "Yes I realise that, but if I took the dime they would stop doing it and I am up 20 bucks so far.
Okay then, but don't be too surprised when we tell you it's…kids. "OK, a finger goes in me. The friend asks: "And where is your sister? Little Johnny's teacher asks, "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. A week before Memorial Day, kids bring pictures of veteran family members to school for show and tell. Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what's worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. Billy stood up and said "Miss, my mum has the flu, and I think its contagious". You tie me down to get me up. The teacher calls on him. Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny is back. I get wet before you do. " "Come on mom, the most important thing is that I'm healthy!
Little Johnny replied, I'm drawing God. Teacher: "No, listen carefully... Come, tell us at least two pronouns, right now! And what comes after 10? Little Johnny's mother was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the bottle. The teacher says, the one that gobbles the ice cream cone down? After a little while, Johnny stands up. Little Johnny: "Ok Miss... Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
The principal decides to test the boy and asks him questions from Grade 5. The teacher said, First recite your ABCs. Father, "Can you please pray for dinner! She then asks "Johnny, if I shoot one of those birds how many are left? " She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby... if I can, and I think I can.
"Yesterday we were driving down the highway, and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him, 'Jesus Christ! "The grass is definitely green, " said a little boy. Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door.