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On Thanksgiving, why didn't the turkey bake properly? In thankfulness of heart. Joke submitted by Chas K., Appleton, Wis. The festival is rooted in a great sense of gratitude. It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Thanksgiving Restaurant Dining (2007).
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