A: Gets jalapeno business! I brought them up as a springboard to discussion. It's just as humorless as the women's movement, and it's just as funny. The redhead says "Why don't you give him Head and Shoulders? Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head? They were, you know, insensitive. The back of her head.
Did you hear about the blondes who froze to death at the drive-in? Why did the blonde go halfway to Norway then turn around & come. Why do blondes like the IRS? Two women readers of The Washington Post complained last month when movie critic Rita Kempley made catty remarks about Kathleen Turner's weight in a review of "V. I. Warshawski. " A: She screws you two nights in a row. A: Her crayons are still sticky. "I think it's part of sexual personae. A traffic cop pulled over a blonde, walked over to the. THOSE DUMB DUMB-BLONDE JOKES - The. A: If you don't know what hole to put it in neither do they. Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone. Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office? A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some dinner, and while she's deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up.
A: So they wouldn't shit all over when you play with their tits. The blonde replies, "Oh my God! A: She grabs a bowl. Write the number eleven? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno! Why does a blonde take the pill? A: She opens her lunch box to see if there is anything in it. A: There's writing on the white-out. Are women being too touchy, too serious, too careful?
A Blonde walks into a spa and asks to have a milk bath. A: She lost the recipe. Ask any blonde you know, it is believed that blonde jokes were invented by brunettes, jealous of Marilyn Monroe getting to have sex with JFK. A: They think someone is taking their picture. I guess it's a backhanded compliment. A: They both get easier to pick-up with age. A: They eat whatever bugs them. A1: They can't find the zipper. A: Because he had no-body to go with. The Brunette: the Blonde had to stop and ask directions. Blouses with shoulder pads. I'm so certain that a lot of people will like to hear some blonde jokes. What important question does a blonde ask her mate before sex? Q: What does Star Trek's Dr. Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
They can't dial the 'eleven' in 911. A: Man, that hit the "spot. A: When you have a tire pump to re-inflate it! A: Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables. "This chair has arms".
Because none of them can spell Porsche. A: All you can eat, under a buck. Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? You can negotiate with a terrorist. Q: What's the white stuff you find in a Blonde's panties? Q: Where do snowmen keep their money? A: A golden retriever. A: Because it said 'concentrate'. Now she has a one-woman show, and a book, called "Nobody's Rib. "All the blondes have left! Different people consider different jokes funny, so joke can not satisfy taste for everyone. Why were shoulder pads popular. A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads. A: To keep their ankles warm. A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
What do you say to a blonde to convince her to make love to. Q: What are the six worst years in a blonde's life. Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde? How does the keep of the. A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
A: They've been inoculated so many times. Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Q: What do a turtle and a spice girl have in common? Why did the blonde snort NutraSweet? It was a compliment.
Fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. A: Shine a torch in her ears.
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And you for blame if you keep them them company (I′ll have to say). You say your hands clean. Wild apple trees blooming all around. Do you need an intro? What can i do to make this world a better place? Wha′ 'bout your friend dem? A nation composed but not yet completed.
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Well why yuh give the people a culture one. If one life we can′t change. When you are sat at the sea. Also, analyze the chord structures of your favorite songs. A poem begun long ago, blazed into frozen soil, strutting upward and aglow.
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