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In a number of these games I didn't even bother attacking and just held down the fort until I had mowed down the entirety of the opponents' field, which at times included most of their lands thanks to Nissa, Who Shakes the World. Of the remaining three flickers, Acrobatic Maneuver is probably the worst of the flickers, to the point that my current plan is to not run it. Fire Diamond is pretty slow to be honest, but it's still a rock and that's going to go well with the Unwinding Clock.
Similar shtick to Chandra's Ignition - varies between doing nothing and people hating you for it. And having to pitch a card to Mox early-game, really puts the wind out of your sails, since you need everything at your disposal to get going.. you can't really afford to lose cards UNTIL you've started. I haven't played my Feather deck in over a year now and so I also looked up if any new tech via EDH REC and Rumpy Feather primer. Cut a Shock for the last Sheltering Light in the main to protect the boys. The Wand only comes out quite late, whereas the Scroll may be less bomb'y but at least has the decency of costing less than Feather. Eerie Interlude is my personal favorite as a targeted way to protect any number of creatures from a sweeper effect. As for game ending timings, I've had a turn 4 win in 1v1 and turn seven tablekills in multiplayer. The wider you are, the more potent Volcanic Wind can be. It's not the fastest, but it's not meant to be. Have the highest life total. Hobby Tools & Accessories. All in all, if I can have 22 mana on the field and still make good use of the Altar, it seems like a good idea Taking out Wear // Tear, seeing how I just added Meteor Golem I've got a bit of other removal in here with more re-use potential. Feather the redeemed combo. The difference is that you can cast Shepherd of the Cosmos on turn 4, but yeah it is very limited in scope, you really need a fetchland to make use of it. You can now import it in the MTG Arena client.
Hm, that's a good point. Not a bad set of options to have available on tap in a Boros shell, in my opinion. When this permanent leaves the battlefield, target player discards a card. Expose Evil - There's a version of this with actual draw. The first as the deck's Constant Mists, the second as the ridiculous blanket catch-all that it is, the third as a slightly risky tutor option. Thanks, it's nice to know that my blathering text dumps are of use to people every now and then Torchling is similar to Akroan Conscriptor, trading off the Threatens for shielding itself from enemy spot removal. Legendary Creature — Angel. Anax and Cymede and Zada, Hedron Grinder are other heroes that you'll shift your focus to once you've built up your board. Because your Feather's sorcery/instant self-target will be re-cast again and again, you can rack up the dorks, with a cheap two mana body that comes down, ideally, the turn before Feather does. On turns 4-6, it's important to be doing multiple things a turn and that's a lot harder to do with 3-drops. Feather returns spells to your hand at the beginning of the next end step, which is important for a couple of reasons. Prowess Feather - Modern — Moxfield, a deck building website for Magic the Gathering. Knight of the White Orchid. In practice, it turned out to be a pretty darn good voltron enabler instead.
So what are the best cards to harness the power of your Feather deck? Both of these effects are valuable game-ending threats that also work early. Snazzy Aether Homunculus|Token|15540. Feather also works well as the commander of an angel tribal theme. The other thing is that most games I have Feather in play as it's just so hard to remove her with all the tricks, so even having Mavinda as a "back up" commander I don't think is needed. First, Adanto Vanguard is just bad in this deck. EDH WAR Deck Tech - Feather, the Redeemed. In my most recent turn seven tablekill, one of the enemies got taken out by a few swings of a mega beefy Tenth District Legionnaire. 12:00am - AoS: Masters 2023 Day 2. Perhaps the best feeling anyone can get against a Red player is casting Healing Grace to counter a removal spell, gain life and then rebuy it with Feather to run it back again every turn. These are your engine pieces, the ones that keep your hand full of action and continuously trigger your spell-casting payoffs.
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