That means you gotta leave. "Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and she still comes back for more. Animals and Pets Anime Art Cars and Motor Vehicles Crafts and DIY Culture, Race, and Ethnicity Ethics and Philosophy Fashion Food and Drink History Hobbies Law Learning and Education Military Movies Music Place Podcasts and Streamers Politics Programming Reading, Writing, and Literature Religion and Spirituality Science Tabletop Games Technology Travel.
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And what about a vacation? We're checking your browser, please wait... The same f****** bed. This sea is too familiar. What tempo should you practice The Ballad of the Costa Concordia by Car Seat Headrest? I reach out and hold you in my arms.
A man clinging to the cliff of revelation. Choose your instrument. It was an expensive mistake. In my opinion the The Ballad of the Costa Concordia is the most perfect song from the entire discography.
With your life on the line, it'd be social suicide to change your mind. Today, we're kicking things off with a big one: "The Ballad of the Costa Concordia" from 2016's Teens of Denial! Now I wake up in the morning. Could it have been any other way? I love you, I love you, I love you.
We got divided, it was something inside us And it was not us We were so naive, we were just like animals. And how was I supposed to know how to not get drunk every Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and why not Sunday? The Ballad Of The Costa Concordia. The decisions we've made, if you can call it deciding.
I was given a ship that can't steer itself. The song is structured in three major parts: a slow, balladic introduction, a figurative confessional breakdown (featuring an interpolation of Dido's 2003 single "White Flag"), and a literal instrumental breakdown followed by a triumphant declaration of surrender. So scared of what he would find, he started crying: "It was not me". La page contient les paroles et la traduction française de la chanson « The Ballad of the Costa Concordia » de Car Seat Headrest. My horse broke his back and left me here How was I supposed to know? We got divided, it was something inside us. My backpack after I set it down to play basketball? With your life on the line. And so though he made fun of us, he has now become one of us. And how am I supposed to do that.
Writer/s: Will Toledo. All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners. We were so naive, we were just like animals. Links: Lyrics: I used to like the mornings.
Was the water filling up for years Or did I wreck it all in a day? It took a while for the second part to form and that's now my favourite part of the track. I′m going to bed now. There will be no more flags above my door. Frequently asked questions about this recording.
News, discussion, memes, art, and anything in between. I used to like the morning. How was I supposed to remember to grab my backpack after I set it down to play. We were united, an undivided nation. The same f_cking bed.
I spend hours just wincing. Lyrics © Spirit Music Group, WORDS & MUSIC A DIV OF BIG DEAL MUSIC LLC, Warner Chappell Music, Inc. And what about the pain I'm in right now? In an interview with Noisey, Toledo had this to say about the song's ambitions: I wanted to do something that was epic but when I first wrote it I just had the slow ballad formed.
I will put my hands up and surrender. Car Seat Headrest Lyrics. I stay up late every night. Sleep in the same bed every night?
We have nothing to offer and we sleep on trash. What about a vacation to feel good? It was an expensive mistake You can't say you're sorry and it's over I was given a body that is falling apart My house is falling apart And I was given a mind that can't control itself (And what about the pain I'm in right now? ) I give up Let us take you back to where we came in We were united, an undivided nation. It's just gonna break me.
You can′t say you're sorry and it′s over. With Chordify Premium you can create an endless amount of setlists to perform during live events or just for practicing your favorite songs. Stopped at the borderline, they took his disguise. With the red comforter, with the white stripes. But with no one to tell you to come to bed. I give up I give up I give up I give up I give up And you wake up trembling. Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind. And all the kindness is drained out of me.
I'll learn from my mistake. But what was I supposed to do? I have lost and always will be. How was I supposed to know how to hold a job?
′Cause our life was one of survival. How was I supposed to know? And you won′t forgive me. How was I supposed to know how to ride a bike without hurting myself? I've sunk into my sorrows. So he read a book that won a Pulitzer prize. What are your thoughts on the song? I have his blood on my hands for no reason. It′s not really a contest. And it′ll take three hundred million dollars. Do you have any favourite lyrics or moments? Copyright © 2008-2023.