Samantha: Last week my feelings were hurt by something you said before: that I don't know what it's like to lose something. I mean, "boyfriend, " "girlfriend. " You're my friend to the end. Girl at Interview: Well, I hope *you* don't get the job. Theodore: [imitates sigh]. If they make me, if they, if they take my, my stapler then. Summer: No... McKenzie: Why not?
Theodore: Fuck *you*, you little shit! Melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And since Charles left I've been really thinking about that part of myself and, I've just come to realize that, we're only here briefly. He's going to be amazing, he's going to be fantastic in this film. Patel tried to talk to her in the copy room. Never heard of her movie quote meaning. Samantha: I was starting to think I was crazy. I'm the best there is. Tom: They're not gonna let you back in there after last time. It's not funny, don't laugh. What's this one about? She's right, all I do is hurt and confuse everyone around me. Narrator: If Tom had learned anything... it was that you can't ascribe great cosmic significance to a simple earthly event.
Insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. I mean, what do you think? "I couldn't believe it was her. The way she held herself, the way she. I will find my way, if I can be strong. Whatever someone you become, and wherever you are in the world, I'm sending you love. Switches to first-person view]. Theodore: [to Alien Child] Fuck you.
Girl at Interview: Do you ever go to Angelus Plaza? It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. I mean, the DNA of who I am is based on the millions of personalities of all the programmers who wrote me. Or at least let them speak for themselves. And while I'm here, I wanna allow myself joy. Catherine: I think you always wanted me to be this... 500 Days of Summer (2009) - Quotes. this light, happy, bouncy, "everything's fine", L. A. wife and that's just not me. Theodore: Was I sounding hesitant? Tom: "Go for it" "You can do it"? Paul: You really do. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah'. And... (continue) (continue reading). For her it's just... it's a piece of paper, doesn't mean anything.
Summer: It just wasn't me that you were right about. Theodore: I don't know. Because pussies are only an inch and half away from assholes. "Watch a movie that makes you laugh or listen to a song that makes you cry. Isn't that interesting? Never heard of her movie quote template. Out of your assholes! I don't think the two of you are exactly authorities on modern relationships. Charles left her behind but she's totally amazing. Don't turn this around on me. Just reading advice columns. Just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make. Tom: How bout this one, with all the pretty hearts on the front?
Maybe I'm the best friend. You'll get over her. But I'm happy that you have friends in your life that care so much about you so much. The last night I was with him, he told me about his father, who had died. I would put my mouth on you and I'd taste you. And kiss the corner of your mouth. That's how people talk. Girl at Interview: It would appear. Never heard of her movie quote auto insurance. Summer: [singing] To die by your side, such a heavenly way to die. But... Samantha: Yeah, there are some funny ones.
Tom: You can't believe me? Samantha: Yeah, I know what you mean. Izzi: The Mayan guide I told you about. So the words are really far apart and the spaces between the words are almost infinite. Samantha: But the heart's not like a box that gets filled up. Difficult trying to read the situation. I don't think that we should pretend that you're something that you're not. In a room full of men! Theodore: [writing letter] "To my Chris. Amy: No, no, I think it's...
Alien Child: You have some fucking problems, lady. Okay, except for the parking lots, but... Tom: Yeah. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. On the lips or don't kiss them at all? "Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur. Some that die deserve life. Theodore: How can you tell something's wrong? Samantha: So how can I help you? I'll, I'll have to, I'll set the building on fire.
Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Summer: You don't believe that a woman could enjoy being free and independent? Our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit! Paul: Robyn is better than the girl of my dreams. I think you're amazing.